1. The result achieved from dividing the number
representing the net volume of semen generated from a
masterbatory session by the distance over which it was ejaculated.
2. An element defined as being the extent to which a mental or pornographic fantasy, female companion, or Yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a
masterbatory session.
1. The rub-off factor cannot yet be
calculated, as the
measurement data remains yet to be disclosed to
the public.
2. But seriously, a fine Jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything Hugh Hefner can provide.