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fapsting 

The act of not eating or not masterbating, as both are equally difficult to maintain life. The ultimate challenge to one's self...
Fapper 1: hey, not eating again? What's the matter?

Fapper 2: I am on a near good level and you are a pitiful peasant unworthy of my presence! Leave before I unleash the rage and fury fapsting has given me...

Fapper 1: (fap fap fap)
fapsting by Professor PAINAL April 18, 2019
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What Is Fasting?
Fasting is when you consume no food or drinks, with the exception of water, for a set period of time. It’s important to drink plenty of water, not just because you’re not eating, but because it’s easier to draw blood from your veins when you’re well hydrated.
I was fasting overnight, my doctor told me to
Fasting by kush queen September 3, 2013
Fasting for one day is not physically or mentally unbearable or unendurable, and doesn't cause major health problems for most people, which is why most major religions include fasting as part of their seasonal duties.
The guy/girl was feeling weak after one day of fasting. Fasting for one day is not unbearable, just about anybody, if not anybody can do it. Some people would be glad if fasting was something they did by choice instead of because they have nothing to eat.
Fasting by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021

Fapstinent

The act or practice of refraining from masturbation/fapping.
Girl: How many times have you masturbated this week?
Guy: I'v been fapstinent for almost 2 weeks!
Fapstinent by iDenzilla June 2, 2015

Myspace Fasting 

(verb) Abstaining from checking one's Myspace; much like religious fasting from meals. Can last anywhere from a few hours to a few months, depending upon the strength of the one fasting. It is a technique / method used to recover after certain events including:
1) Strong addiction to myspace, networking, and an unusual obsession with browsing through friends' profiles, pictures, comments, bulletins etc.
2) MyspaceSTDS from constant w4w (whore-for-whore), pc4pc (picture-comment-for-picture-comment), c4c (comment-for-comment), and other access to private territory i.e. private profile.
3) Avoiding contact with/seeing someone that you no longer want any affiliation with. Especially seen after breakups; the victim no longer wishes to read the bulletins and comments between the ex & the new girl/guy.
4) Poor/deteriorating performance within school or the workplace.
Example 1: "My grades are starting to go down and I can't focus at work because I'm always on Myspace! I think I'm going to go Myspace fasting for awhile, at least until I can straighten my life out."

Example 2: Tina: "Hey, your last login on Myspace was 2 weeks ago! Why haven't you been on?"
Allie: "Yea, I'm Myspace Fasting for awhile. I'm sick of seeing all the annoying, lovey comments between Noah and his new girl. And he moved me down on his top friends!"
Myspace Fasting by lyssaloo May 12, 2009
Restraining from food or beverages for an extended period of time, often associated with religion
"I have been fasting so I need to have 3 egg rolls"

Farsting 

1. The act of talking incessantly about ideas, situations, or circumstances without knowing the information of the subject involved.

2. babbling incoherently in a manor often offensive.

3. Other uses and/or spellings: To FARST, FARSTED, FARST.
1. He was FARSTING about football, though he has never played or watched a game.

2. The drunk in the bar is FARSTING, talking a lot, but saying little to nothing at all.
Farsting by Dr. Anthoney Horse April 4, 2010