Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar

That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub by SALosDawg4Eva May 23, 2021

Men's Dive team 

A bunch a queers that shower together naked and have gay anal sex on a diving board

Dont talk to him he is on the Men's dive team

Men's Dive team by Biggiecheeze69 February 23, 2018

Denny's Dumpster Dive

A Denny's Dumpster Dive is when you put your tongue in someone's butt and lick around until you get shit on it, then you pull it out and swallow it. Preferably showing your partner it before swallowing.

John: "What did you do yesterday?"
Mark: "Of yeah yesterday I went for a Denny's Dumpster Dive on Annabelle"

Denny's Dumpster Dive by dumpsterdiver911 October 25, 2025

dive slut 

noun; sounds like dahyv sluht; 1. a diver of male or female sex who will dive ANYWHERE with ANYONE at ANY TIME.

Give Jack poor visibility and no fish and he'd still gear up for a shore dive because he's a dive slut.

dive slut by MIA Mermaid December 21, 2007

Dive-Scoop 

To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.

To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper

2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation

3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow

4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)

Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*

Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*

Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*

Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*

Dive-Scoop by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010

Dive Of Shame 

When you drop a/some chunk/s of biscuit/cookie inside your hot beverage and decide to retrieve said chunk/s using your hand, covering it in said hot beverage.

You: I dropped some cookie in my chocolate milk and had to do the Dive Of Shame.
Beverly: Dumbass.

Dive Of Shame by That Mug You Regret Buying January 24, 2022

shit your pants and dive in and swim 

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

shit your pants and dive in and swim by druman930 July 12, 2011