hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

hand fisting by Fulgar April 8, 2017

Hillbilly Hand Fishing

Finger blasting your cousin and or blood relative

Skeeter just done got home from the family reunion and he went hillbilly hand fishing with at least 3 of his cousins

Hillbilly Hand Fishing by The Bearded Hippo July 30, 2011

fishing hand

A lazy mother fucker. Often incapable of preforming simple task, such as there job. Often complain about working and needing help. Complete oppesit oF a Packer hand!

Man these fishing hand are more worthless than dog shit, I would trade all of them for one Packer hand.

fishing hand by j hawk August 31, 2010

Handfasting 

1. A Pagan celebration of a marriage. Often popular among Wiccan communities.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.

1. My fiance and I are having a handfasting which will be blessed by the Lord and the Lady.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.

Handfasting by ajnachakraguy June 22, 2009

Handfasting 

Abstaining from masterbation.

Drew: “Hey John, what did you do last night?”

John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”

Handfasting by I ate all the quiche. December 26, 2018