vape god

A person (most of the time a hipster too) who is a vaping connoisseur and does not leave the house without his/her vape. This is person is too hipster to smoke cigarettes, and thus only vapes. In addition, vape gods tend to spend all of their money on expensive vape mods and atomizers to produce huge vape clouds in public, in a hopeless attempt to make themselves more attractive.

Justin: Hey guys, I just bought another vape! This one was really cheap, only $300.
Kevin: Holy fuck, you are shit a faggot vape god.

Justin: Trust me, vaping pulls bitches.

vape god by tiddleywinkz2 December 25, 2013

vape god

A person who is constantly vaping. They start vaping from sun up and don't stop until sundown. They vape everywhere they go, from school to work, from home to parties. Vape gods are most commonly known to vape in their cars as well, especially in crowded parking lots in broad daylight.

Jerry: Hey, you know Tony P. right?
Nick: Yes dude! Tony P. is vape god!
Jerry: He totally is! In fact, I just saw him go to his truck to hotbox it up.
Nick: Aha, sick!

vape god by mehico98 August 31, 2016

Vape god

Pico

Damn! Did you see Jerry juuling those vape rings? Some may say he's a Vape god, others say he's a litteral Pico.

Vape god by FedoraDadDora November 30, 2018

vape god

A vape god is a kid who loves to vape A LOT. Sometimes they shout out "vape squad" in the middle of class because they are a loser. Also they vape to clam their troubles.

Person 1- Did you hear about that kid named hank?
Person 2- Yah, apparently ever since Paige lied about her parents beating her and faked phone calls all the time at 3am while she knew he was hurting and totally ruined his whole life, well hank has become a vape God
Person 1- TOTALY

vape god by guerinyolo October 4, 2016

Vape god

Someone who skips math class to vape

That guy is a complete vape god

Vape god by Memesarelit July 18, 2018

Vape God

Not Tristan

Tristan isn’t a vape god 😳

Vape God by um.i.d.k March 14, 2020

Vape God

Someone who has mastered the absolute art of vaping who doesn’t care when someone says vaping is gay and when is told that usually responds with “Huh, so is ur mom bruh!”

Usually spoken with the saying “vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh” then of course the yelling of “Vape GODDDDDDD”

Ya know Henry and Christian were the OG Vape Gods

*takes hit* Friend: “vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh” as they start to say the last “vuh vuh vuh” u prepare to blow out ur cloud simultaneously with the saying “Vape GODDDDDDD”

Vape God by yxng j1zzy March 31, 2020