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under the table 

Those street vendors are selling DVDs of recent movies under the table.
under the table by pentozali August 4, 2007

Under the table 

To secretly have sexual activities going on while eating at a bar or fancy restaurant under a table with the opposite sex it is anything that involves being sexual while trying to keep your composure
She kept putting her feet on my dick under the table

under the table 

1. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

2. in secret
He was under the table after three beers.

Under The Table 

A term coined by user “mr. floof” on a YouTube comment, being under the table is when someone is out of the closet, but has to act straight in public when with their same sex partner. It’s usually due to being afraid that homophobic people might try to mess with them or be rude.
Girlfriend 1: “Babe, why won’t you hold my hand?”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”

under the table 

similarly to coming out of the closet, being “under the table” is when your with your same sec partner and have to act straight in public
girlfriend 1: babe why are you so distant today?

girlfriend 2: shh, i’m under the table right now so i don’t get hate crimes

under the table 

this is ttly under the table news but jesse and tammy are going outtt.: