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shitwow
1. n (A play on "shamwow.") A state of affairs that describes something so impressive that one needs to take a dump to recover from being so impressed.
2. n - abridged version of the expression ' Holy Shit! Wow!'. Supposed to signify an exclamation point as when someone takes a dump only to find out that the tubular brown goo has taken the shape of Jesus Christ being crucified on the cross. (Yes even that peanut is where longinus pierced him with his spear). Holy took a dump, hence shitwow!
2. n - abridged version of the expression ' Holy Shit! Wow!'. Supposed to signify an exclamation point as when someone takes a dump only to find out that the tubular brown goo has taken the shape of Jesus Christ being crucified on the cross. (Yes even that peanut is where longinus pierced him with his spear). Holy took a dump, hence shitwow!
A: You'll never believe what happened at the MJ memorial. At the end, the casket burst open and MJ jumped up and performed the Thriller!
B: Shitwow!
B: Shitwow!
shitwow by ourobouros July 15, 2009
Shizzower
A portmanteau of "shit," "jizz" and "shower" used to describe the stepwise act of going to a bathroom to defecate, masturbate and then take a shower.
shizcow
a person that stinks of shit and is as fat as a cow. an uncommon insult that is not used by many. the term "shiz" originates from the word "shit" of course. and the term "cow" is self explanitory. it is mostly used by pre-teens and teens.
"dude, your an ass"
"i dont care, at least im not a shizcow like you"
"oh, you shouldnt be calling me a shizcow, look at you"
"i dont care, at least im not a shizcow like you"
"oh, you shouldnt be calling me a shizcow, look at you"