shizcow

a person that stinks of shit and is as fat as a cow. an uncommon insult that is not used by many. the term "shiz" originates from the word "shit" of course. and the term "cow" is self explanitory. it is mostly used by pre-teens and teens.

"dude, your an ass"

"i dont care, at least im not a shizcow like you"

"oh, you shouldnt be calling me a shizcow, look at you"

by eric giov June 6, 2009

Shizzower

A portmanteau of "shit," "jizz" and "shower" used to describe the stepwise act of going to a bathroom to defecate, masturbate and then take a shower.

I have a big date tonight so I'm gonna take a shizzower.

by Eunit89 May 29, 2017

shizzow

Shizzow: Another form of "Booyah!" or "W00t!", also, a country formed by me and my 2 friends in Biology class.

"Shizzow, how do you like me now?!"

by Chris G. October 23, 2004

shitcow

An extremely large person that resembles a cow but is really a piece of shit.

Goddamn, look at that shitcow.

by Solish December 8, 2004

Shizwow

an exclamation of astonishment or approval

M: Hey buddy, I got 150% on that test
B: Shizwow!

by Rm315 March 30, 2017

Shizower

When a person goes and takes a shit then a shower.

Man, i really need to take a shizower before we go.

by Joe Napolitan September 15, 2006

shizzowa

A new term for the word "shower" ; When you're just too different for everyone else and make your own word.

Yo man.. earlier today I fell in the shizzowa and tried to grab the water

by Princess💜 January 25, 2017