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shizcow

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a person that stinks of shit and is as fat as a cow. an uncommon insult that is not used by many. the term "shiz" originates from the word "shit" of course. and the term "cow" is self explanitory. it is mostly used by pre-teens and teens.
"dude, your an ass"

"i dont care, at least im not a shizcow like you"

"oh, you shouldnt be calling me a shizcow, look at you"
shizcow by eric giov June 6, 2009
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Shizzower 

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A portmanteau of "shit," "jizz" and "shower" used to describe the stepwise act of going to a bathroom to defecate, masturbate and then take a shower.
I have a big date tonight so I'm gonna take a shizzower.
Shizzower by Eunit89 May 29, 2017
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Related Words
shizcow • shitcow • Shizcord • Shizower • Shizwow • shizzow • shizzowa • Shizzower

shizzow 

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Shizzow: Another form of "Booyah!" or "W00t!", also, a country formed by me and my 2 friends in Biology class.
"Shizzow, how do you like me now?!"
shizzow by Chris G. October 23, 2004
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shitcow 

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An extremely large person that resembles a cow but is really a piece of shit.
Goddamn, look at that shitcow.
shitcow by Solish December 8, 2004
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Shizwow 

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an exclamation of astonishment or approval
M: Hey buddy, I got 150% on that test
B: Shizwow!
Shizwow by Rm315 March 30, 2017
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Shizower

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When a person goes and takes a shit then a shower.
Man, i really need to take a shizower before we go.
Shizower by Joe Napolitan September 15, 2006
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shizzowa

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A new term for the word "shower" ; When you're just too different for everyone else and make your own word.
Yo man.. earlier today I fell in the shizzowa and tried to grab the water
shizzowa by Princessđź’ś January 25, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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