Haynes is the common term for most northern folk to imply
homosexual feelings to one another. Often incorporated into traditional English speaking, it's used to soften the blow to
parents of
homophobic tendencies.
Originating from Greek mythology, Haynes was the God of the homosexuals, the Gay and lonely God.
"Dad ...
Mum ... I'm a Haynes diciple"
"Do u see the haynes sat on his own"
"Did you hear that Haynes sucked off that
guy at the beach, and pulled some
guy off in bed?"