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A completely meaningless word defined only by the context of which it's used. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, etc... Used only to make you sound smarter.
I picked up the lotch from my desk and took it to kitchen.

You: "I totally lotched that test."
Possible Response 1: "Way to go man!"
Possible Response 2: "That's too bad..."
Possible Response 3: "Dude, that's gross"
Lotch by Why do you care who I am? December 7, 2011
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If you keep that up you're gonna get the lotch.
Lotch by tootie poot December 9, 2020
lotch : messed up, strange, amazing, or pretty much anything of an extreme nature
(In response to someone dissing you): "That was lotch, man."
(Someone makes an incredible catch in a baseball game): "Whoa, that catch was lotch!"
lotch by Feasul April 12, 2004
The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass
Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio
Lochte by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016
Is Secretly a murder that is obsessed with bunnies/rabbits
litchtra by A_obsessedFnaFan May 20, 2021

A Loch Lomand 

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner
"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"
A Loch Lomand by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015