vern 

Definition="The Chosen One":
Also used to describe "Perfection".

Derived from the latin word meaning "Excellence"
The name Vernon symbolizes "Safety" in the Greek vocabulary, and was often used to describe someone who had traveled many miles to accomplish phenomenal feats.
Some cultures actually called their Gods Vern.

Common names associated with Vernon= Greg

That picture is Vern.
Your shaping up to be a real Vern by getting straight A's at school.
My life is perfect... I'm finally 100% in Vern!

vern by Heart and brain October 1, 2013

Vern 

An extremely well endowed man that is well versed in pleasing a women. A pimp, mac or casanova that knows his way around the female sexual experience.

That guy is a real vern in the sack!

Vern by DrWho4 September 26, 2008

vern 

main man.

"V-E-R-N! Vern, my main man, Vern."

vern by the best tickleasser there is January 14, 2009

vern 

The act of putting an object under a nipple and pushing up slightly.

I. When Tim plays his acoustic guitar he verns.

II. Today, John verned Susan with his hand and yelled out "Bean Dip!"

vern by UnDuh November 27, 2009

Vern 

A very sexy boy who usually has the nicest eyes in school. He attracts all the ladies and gets everyone jealous.

"Hey did you see Vern today?"

"Yeah he was with all the ladies"

Vern by Unknown12447 February 4, 2014

Vern 

A woman that can light a fire in any mans heart. Just looking at her lips move is enough to make your heart skip a beat... And oh man she can kiss. She is a good listener and a model friend. She sometimes can be very moody, but if you weather the storm, it's a guarantee that she will turn out to be the most fun, sexy and loving girl you've ever met. Did I mention she has the body of a goddess? I could've sworn I did. This could be my opinion because I'm married to a vern but it's true for me I guess.

Vern is so awesome

Vern by Psychoanalyst September 23, 2014

Vern 

A synonym for weed, marijuana, chronic, maryjane, pot...

Also, a synonym for fuck, shit, damn, or hell.

"Dude, you got the vern? Heres 30 bucks..."

"What the vern were you thinking man! Quit being such a sturb!"

Vern by Roger Soles July 16, 2006