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cornalingus 

act of eating popcorn at the movies before you get to your seat by putting your tongue in the popcorn box because your other hand is holding your soda.
As I walked to my seat, I committed cornalingus because I couldn't wait until my hands were free to taste the popcorn.
cornalingus by Sara June 19, 2006

Cornwallis

The man who lost america for Britain. Almost as much of an idiot as Neville Chamberlain.
Cornwallis was one of the worst Britons ever. He should have joined France.
Cornwallis by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Cornwallis

When you set a picture of Cornwallis on your friend's phone background.
"Dude, did you just Cornwallis me?"
Yeah, dude, I Cornwallis'd you.

cornwallis

when you take a corn covered shit on someone's chest or face.
i cornwallised your mama last night.
cornwallis by Luciano Moretti February 6, 2008

Cornwallis Cream Pie 

Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.
Louis wouldn't eat her ass until she showed him her Cornwallis Cream Pie

corralling the tadpoles

bonehead 1: Where's Johnny?
bonehead 2: He must be Corralling the tadpoles!