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Fingery Bum Wank 

When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.
1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".

2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"
Fingery Bum Wank by The F P February 22, 2011
(Verb) West of Scotland colloquialism for fingered
"I fingurt wee Sally last night"
"You're wantin' fingurt"
Fingurt by Jobby Gillespie May 22, 2012

Backhoe Spirit Fingures 

Verb.
Def: While a female is giving oral sex to their partner, she scoops the balls with her free hand in a "Backhoe-ish"
type motion and then proceeds to wiggle fingers while testicles are in hand to promote ejaculation.
-example
Jim says,"...so I was banging ole girl last night. She started to blow me and then like a thief in the night, backhoe spirit fingures me like she was in Bring It On 8. Long story short I peed in her butt..."
Fake-injury
She's so fake! Did you hear about that finjury? She can't play now
Finjury by Finjury February 23, 2017
Finger-like, having fingers
"You know my hands have been very fingery lately."
Fingery by AmitShahaha January 23, 2019
Bitter little guy who sucks in real life even more than he sucks at Everquest
My name is Fingurs, and I am worthless but I run my mouth like I have something to actually say
Fingurs by JesusFreak November 3, 2003