To spend time doing small trivial tasks, and as a result, avoiding doing larger and more important tasks. Originally developed in reference to leveling up in a video game and not acheiving the next step in the quest, thus not accomplishing a lot in advancing the progress of the game. Usually boring for others.
"Paul spent most of the day at work crackerfucking. He hasn't gotten any of his projects completed."
Usually a white bitch who fucks a ton of guys at the beach’s while she is in a relationship/talking to someone or being a hoe and getting shitfaced every night
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.