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Fonzi Scheme 

The act of defrauding a restaurant owner of the cash from their juke box.
Big Al's was robbed of dozens of dollars when it was discovered that Arthur Fonzarelli had been playing songs for free by merely punching the juke box, otherwise know as a "Fonzi Scheme". When contacted at his office in the men's room at Big Al's restaurant, Fonzarelli had no comment
Fonzi Scheme by angusshangus January 7, 2009
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Fonzie Scheme 

The act of buying and subsequently wearing a leather jacket in an effort to look tough, cool, virile, or otherwise appealing. A Fonzie Scheme is usually run by someone who in fact is NOT any of these things. The name derives from the name of Arthur Fonzarelli, star of the sitcom "Happy Days," who is the epitome of leather-jacket-wearing cool guys.
Did you see that Tim, the shy guy from IT, is wearing a leather jacket today? That dude is totally trying to pull a Fonzie Scheme and score chicks.
Fonzie Scheme by theCArainman January 19, 2015
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fonzie shocker 

like the shocker, but with one thumb up the anus and one up the vagina.
Dude, Potsy totally gave Joanie the "Fonzie Shocker" outside Al's last night!

Fonzie Scheme 

Delivering a high rate of return in a short amount of time involving sex and then moving on to the next partner.
I gave her the best I had in 5 minutes. Yeah, 5 minutes. I had to resort to my Fonzie Scheme, I have another date in an hour.
Fonzie Scheme by Vaughnn72 September 30, 2011

fonzy snap 

one in the pink.
one in the stink.

SNAP AWAY PERVO!
Richie gave Ruth a fonzy snap.
fonzy snap by smoky December 16, 2003

sail fone 

The term one "African" uses to explain a certain cellular telephone (one caucasian male/female may call "portable") inside ones pocket mostly the front pocket to avoid unneeded disastrous situations in which the device becomes smothered by bottom sweat and bleu cheese dressing (conveniently located in the rear pocket of most levi jeans)
nigga yous gots ta gots yo sail fone (nigga!)
...umm sir you spelled "phone" incorrectly
sail fone by pcrisp jcrisp dgrr September 11, 2005