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Eventing 

Eventing is an equestrian event which comprises dressage, cross-country and show jumping. This event has its roots in a comprehensive cavalry test requiring mastery of several types of riding. Eventing is an equestrian triathlon, in that it combines three different disciplines in one competition set out over one day (one day event) or three days (three day event).

Eventing is a kick ass sport!!!! there is nothing else like it!!
You think one phase isnt hard enough.. in eventing we do three!!!!
Eventing by EventerLife August 16, 2010
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Eventing 

A discipline of horseback riding that involves three courses. The first is dressage. The second is show jumping. The third is cross country jumping. Most would consider it the hardest English discipline. Eventers are dedicated riders who love horses with all of their heart. They are not perfect riders but they work as hard as possible. They are usually loyal, kind, and caring. Although some get caught up in it and become snobby, rude, and trashy.
Emma Kate: I do barrel racing, what's your discipline?
Carolyne: I do eventing.
Eventing by HorsebackRiding123 July 13, 2015

Eventing 

Harrogate, North Yorkshire, UK slang for
the art of bukkake. More specifically, when 8 close friends ejaculate over some hot girl they may, or may not like.
Can be used for pleasure or punishment.
Hey guys, wanna go eventing?
Jesus! Has she just been evented?!
Lets event that swine-hunde!
Eventing by L.A. Toole March 3, 2005

eventing 

The action of going to events, being socially active
I will spend my next month eventing
eventing by sandru October 7, 2009

BBQ evening 

James Phelps licking his lips while grilling waffles and meat, many say they can’t escape it.
Normal person: why are you crying?

Phelps fan: I CAN’T ESCAPE IT!

Normal person: what?..

Phelps fan: BBQ EVENING!
BBQ evening by Maddie.malfoy November 16, 2020

What will this evening 

What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning! As Frank Zappa said, meaning the choices we make in pleasure seeking will bring consequences, sometimes surprisingly fast.
What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning!

ladies of the evening 

noun: a modest term describing un-modest women; prostitutes

The phrase is used by Bubbles on the tv show Trailer Park Boys.
It doesn't get much greasier than spending all your money from recycling beer bottles on a few ladies of the evening.

Ladies of the night, whores, hookers, skanks, tramps, hoes, prostitutes, skallywags, wenches, harlots, call girls, streetwalkers, thotties, you name it.. whatever you want to call them, they're ladies of the evening.
ladies of the evening by Mr Lahey January 6, 2014