A phallus like object which resides in the moist caverns of Sathyan's (
Dr. Sathyan Balajee M.B.B.S.) pelvic region. It must be at least 3 feet in length and also be pretty
brown.
The owner
will also be known as the tripod due to the presence of the third leg. Possession of the Satsnake leads to excess coughing and dyspnoea if insulted in a sexual manner.
Alternatives include the Satsnatch