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outbreak monkey

Person who goes to school or work even though he or she is sick. This person spreads germs and eventually makes everyone else in the class or office sick.
"Did you know Janice is here even though she has a fever of 103? Don't get too close to the outbreak monkey!"

"Stay home when you're sick. No one likes an outbreak monkey."
outbreak monkey by Jaundiced Eye September 6, 2007

Outbreak Packs 

One more way to monetize your game... With real money!
Psst! Hey kid, wanna' buy some Outbreak Packs?

Resident Evil: Outbreak 

The first Resident Evil game to feature online capabilities. Taking place during the outbreak in RE2, you can guide 8 different characters through 5 different scenarios. Sequel is Resident Evil: Outbreak File#2. Rated M for blood and gore and violence.
I was playing Resident Evil: Outbreak last night online and got killed...I became a zombie and killed those idiots who left me there standing there. Mmm...flesh...

zombie outbreak 

Any situation whereby a number of zombies, usually viral zombies, have come to exist in a given area and are threatening the local population. There are different classifications of outbreak, from small isolated incedents to a worldwide explosion of zombies. To counteract this problem, there are zombie survivalist groups, such as OZORT, that work to allow people to discuss what to do in the event of various stages of zombie outbreak.
There was a small zombie outbreak in Cambodia a few years back, but the local millitary contained the issue before it became a crisis.
zombie outbreak by Edward Stevens August 24, 2006

outbreak monkey

A person in your living area or workplace who, due to either having constant contact with children or a weak immune system, always seems to be sick with the cold or flu. Named so after the movie entitled "Outbreak" starring Oscar-winner Dustin Hoffman whereby a Capuchin monkey carries a fatal disease that he passes on to a human, endangering all of humanity in the process.

Usually, an outbreak monkey is someone who works with and/or has their own young children ( esp. a teacher and/or mom. A mom who works as a teacher could be considered a "double" oubreak monkey).

An outbreak monkey can also be a young person who would otherwise be healthy but refuses to rest/stop partying, thereby weakening their own immune system and causing them to catch and bring back any cold/flu circulating that season. College dorms are famous for housing multiple outbreak monkeys at one time.

It has also been argued that young children could be considered outbreak monkeys in their own right but this is subject to ongoing debate.

Another common feature of anoutbreak monkey is that they are "used" to being sick often and therefore do not take the necessary precautions to ensure that others do not become sick. To an outbreak monkey sickness is a way of life. They are sick so often that staying home from school/work every time they were sick would cause them to get fired/fail. As such, they often come to school/work in various stages of illness only to infect others, thereby living up to the true title of "Outbreak Monkey".
I can't believe Michelle showed up to the Christmas party with the flu. She is such an outbreak monkey. Now we are all going to get sick.

F*cking outbreak monkey, Eddie, got us all sick again before finals week.
outbreak monkey by alicia s. April 26, 2008

outbreeding 

the opposite of inbreeding. outbreeding is a process of evolution. genetically different mates will produce offspring that inherits both parents' genes and is thus an advantage to offspring.
Cletus, the baptist hillbilly neocon: i done fucked my sis!
Phil: gross. your kids are probably going to die with both sets of the same genes.
Cletus: that's a liberal elite lie! everybody knows genes and outbreeding don't exist!
outbreeding by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006