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1. Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position.
2. To spray with water from a hose.
3. Swindled or taken advantage of by deception.
4. To be waylaid and prevented from accomplishing something.
1) This engine is hosed. The pistons are seized and the block is cracked.
2) I hosed down the driveway this morning; now all the leaves and debris are gone.
3) I've been hosed! That Playstation I bought yesterday was an empty case weighted with rocks!
4) A: You, sir, are a hoser. I have done nothing today due to you distracting me! B: Nary, madame, I have hosed you not!

sources: 1) general usage, jargon 2) general usage, literal 3) southern central PA 4) JSD
hosed by ninjamanzz September 3, 2012
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horsedick.mpeg 

The greatest rapper on the face of the earth. Known for unparalleled hits such as "Ima Fuck a White Bitch" and "Suck My Dick While I Fuck That Ass". He is, in fact, so amazing that when his last CD dropped, people were killed at Tower Records. He appears in the 2009 comedy "Miss March".

Note: You must say ".mpeg". Just saying "horsedick" is incorrect and rather disrespectful.
We should totally get horsedick.mpeg to get us into the playboy mansion, he's like the biggest star on the planet.

Horsedick Hound 

A female that has the uncanny ability to find the Horsedick in every crowd.
I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.
Horsedick Hound by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019

columbia housed 

An act or procedure intended to achieve a particular end using deceptive practices such as free samples or free promotions.
Bryan got columbia housed and now has a girlfriend.

Im going to read the fine print so that I don't get columbia housed.

Dick-housed

To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.

(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."
Dick-housed by TomKVideo January 3, 2009
- Laura musy have been hungry, she totally housed that meat.

- There is nothing left, Jess housed it all.
Housed by EvilE September 2, 2013