"dude do you think that moonster kid has any friends"
"who nathan? are you fucking serious man? hes such a dick,
of course not, he probably just goes home every night and flaps his penis around out of boredom"
"what do you expect, hes a
fucking dick,
thats what he gets, and have you seen his clothes?"
"or his hair? i mean its like he WANTS to be a penisflapper..."