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World's Largest Cheeto 

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The world's largest cheeto, found in Hawaii, and bought by a small town in Iowa for $1000. Often mistaken for a giant cheeto, which it is not, the world's largest cheeto is about the size of a lemon. It is currently being displayed in a bullet-proof glass box in Sister Sarah's Bar and Grill.
Who'd want to shoot the world's largest cheeto, anyway? Or steal it, for that matter...It's been there so long now, it's probably extremely stale.
World's Largest Cheeto by Katie #42 April 25, 2006
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Chet Steadman 

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The moustachioed Chicago Cubs pitcher from Rookie of The Year with a rocket arm who eats the best Salisbury steak he's ever had and then continues to blow out his arm. Chet can make a wailing guitar play on demand when it is relevant to anything that is happening to him in real life.
Chet Steadman will strike you out with the high stanking cheddar and then eat the best Salisbury steak he's ever had.
Chet Steadman by Ebenezer Scrotum February 7, 2008
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Hot Cheeto Shit 

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When you eat many Hot Cheetos and then poop, it feels like fire coming out of your ass
The only food we ate at his house was Hot Cheetos, we are going to regret that later

I just took a Hot Cheeto Shit, it hurt like fire!
Hot Cheeto Shit by Lancho February 10, 2012
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Cheeto Soup 

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A snack that requires dumping A bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos and squeezing a whole lime or two into a bowl.
Dat Cheeto Soup really messed up my stomach madoo.
Cheeto Soup by Cheetosoup August 4, 2014
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Chet syndrome 

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This refers to the phenomenon of the supremely annoying and sadistic older brother, after Wyatt's brother in the popular television program "Weird Science."
My brother was so totally a case of the Chet syndrome: he used to pull the heads off of my Barbies, take my panties to school to show his useless and creepy friends, "borrowed" my CDs forever, and hogged up the bathroom by showering until all the hot water is gone and I would have to shower cold. Brrrr!
Chet syndrome by Chili Dog Bravo November 17, 2007
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Cheeto-sucking cheese-whore 

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one who cannot stop eating cheetoes
You cheeto-sucking cheese-whore! If you keep eating the damn chips you'll be a fatass.
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