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jonkin my jeter 

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.
You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!
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An excellent musician whose musical ambrosia brings hope and happiness to all.
Electricity wires are down,
Rainbow colours fade into brown,
I dreamt your smile was shifting for good,
Courageous boy, now you are gone,
You run faster, yet have no place to go,
Your spirit still burns, and so life goes on...

from Jonsi's "Boy Lilikoi"
Jonsi by Glósóli February 12, 2010
To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!
jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonking my jeter 

Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010
A word derived from jawn, a native Philly word, also used to describe anything and everything.
Abe: Yo man, let's roll this Johnski!
Ryan: Hell man, check out that Johnski, I'd tap that!
Johnski by Ryan Foster April 2, 2008
North-Walian term used in both English and Welsh to describe anyone from a rural or farming background. It is used both affectionately and in a derogatory way depending on the audience.

Like many such terms it has been reclaimed by out and proud "joskins".
He's a right joskin - he's got a tractor and everything.
Joskin by Urban Welshman July 18, 2009