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Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.
Bastedo by Marty January 30, 2005
Bastedo: You speak very white
Person Who Doesn't Use Ebonics: But I'm black.
bastedo by Stolen February 22, 2005

bastedo bukkake 

bukkake involving men in tuxedoes, and one (un)lucky lady

note: a bastedo is a tuxedo
Marty: did you pick up your bastedo?
Rob: yeah, my akimow didn't fuck me up this time!
Marty: I'm thinking it's a good opportunity for some bastedo bukkake!
Rob: hott... I'll call up Jeremy and my sister.
A word that could mean whatever the user wants it to, coined by a famous Tik Tok creator: "thescumbagdad."

The word has been used for many purposes, from cooking meat to harvesting wild rice, and even the creator of the word doesn't know what it means.
Person 1: "So this is how you properly make a brownie"
Thescumbagdad: "No, you're actually making cookies."
Person 1: "You're going to want to start by oiling the pan."
Thescumbagdad: "No, you don't want to do that, you will ruin the basteo."
Basteo by AdyreDivine November 20, 2022
This word has no particular meaning, but it has several uses. Some guy on tik tok "the scumbag dad" made it and it's really just used to critique someone's method of doing things.
Tiktoker: "So this is how you..."
The scumbag dad: "Actually no you're doing it wrong there's no Basteo.
basteo by Wordkeyholder November 20, 2022

John Basedow 

A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."

Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
John Basedow by tito puente August 30, 2006