Eyetoy

A webcam you buy with a ps2 game so you can connect it up to your pc.

I installed drivers that worked for my eyetoy

Eyetoy by Boris Mafia February 9, 2005

EyeTry 

a virtual mirror where you can try eyeglasses online using your own picture.
the inovation belongs to an online retailer of eyeglasses named EyeBuyDirect.com

i like those glasses on the net, but i don't know how they would look on me!

cool, i can go to EyeTry, upload my picture, and see exactly how it will look! than i can share with friends and they can help my to decide...

EyeTry by 3linor November 4, 2009

Eyetorectumitis

When your eyeballs and your asshole cross, and you don't know whether to shit or go blind.

When you call 911 and don't know what's wrong with you the paramedic says you have eyetorectumitis. The cure is a swift kick in the ass!

Eyetorectumitis by Kadiddlehopper17b November 5, 2009

eyetops 

The generic name for the wearable technology worn over the eyes that will rapidly make all other personal computing devices appear on the "reduced to clear" aisle.

It comes from the logical progression: desktops to laptops to eyetops.

Probably will reverse global warming with the carbon footprint reduction - no more big screens burning expensive electricity, just bigger better virtual screens, all to yourself!

"My business has crashed, my friends never call and my wife has left me. What happened?"

"Sir can you please pay for your TV-meal-for-one and 24-pack of strong beer, leave the store and tomorrow morning, get up, have a shave and a shower and consider visiting your local eyetops store and rejoining the rest of humanity."

"Do you think they'll have me?"

"You'll do just fine..."

eyetops by MrBooze April 22, 2013

eyetometrist 

Slang or redneck for optometrist. A eye doctor that checks a person's eyesight to see if they need corrective lenses.

I went to my eyetometrist and got my eyes checked; they said I need glasses.

eyetometrist by ConSyderate August 14, 2024