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Savage old lady that will beat you up with her walking stick if you go near her it's the same with her bestie Gertrude...They will invite you to the bingo and if you don't come your dead they will chase you although there really slow and they won't stop until they get you
Mary P : Gertrude come here!
Gertrude P : no you little Ppppppp
Mary P : I'm not a Pppp your a ppp
Gertrude P : Grrrrr
Mary P by come.to.the.bingo November 15, 2016
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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

mary pearl 

Noun: 1. A person, usually female, who has a loud voice, a caring personality and a love for caps lock.

2. Someone who is as cute as a button, but can be scary as fuck and is usually linked to music/bands
"OMG that Mary Pearl is so cute"
"sure but she just slammed me into a locker"
mary pearl by Steve Baechemi March 27, 2015

hail mary pass 

A pass made at someone in a last desperate attempt to win their heart
After repeated rejections, Ken made a hail Mary pass at Meghan who'd already told him she'd rather drink battery acid than go out with him. hail Mary, desperate attempt, forlorn effort, last ditch try
hail mary pass by Michaeladt April 30, 2016

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag 

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.
Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

The Mary Poppins

The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.
Karen complained to the manager after her umbrella broke from doing The Mary Poppins too much.

Mary Poppins Purse 

(1) A purse containing everything but the kitchen sink!
(2) A purse that one must pull out the strangest items in order to get to what they're looking for.
(3) A purse that is tiny, but apprears to hold huge amount of items in it.
(4) A purse one must dump out the entire contents of to get one small item out.
I got stuck behind a woman with a Mary Poppins Purse at the supermarket. This crazy lady had to take out everything in her purse just to get to her wallet. She had playing cards, toothpaste, hand sanitizer, dental floss, 3 bottles of pills, and whole lot of other junk just dumped on the counter. It was a small purse, too. I can't believe it holds all that stuff!