Paralyzer 

A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".

Last night I drank some Paralyzers and got completely shitfaced...at least I think I did.

Paralyzer by IronicTrollFace January 4, 2017

paralyzer 

When giving a blow job and the person giving said blowjob swirls their tongue around the head until the point that the receiver can not feel their limbs anymore.

"So Kelsey how did last night go?"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"

paralyzer by getitgirljumponit March 28, 2008

paralyzer 

When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.

WTF is with the other definitions for paralyzer?!

paralyzer by metallkidd93 March 9, 2008

paralyzer 

when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.

Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes.

paralyzer by Dirk Diggler May 13, 2005

paralyzer 

when engaging in foreplay the male fingers the girl to the point of orgasm leaving her with dead legs and weak knees so when she tries to get up she falls to the ground due to weakness in her legs.

You should have seen it last night my girl was getting up to get a glass of water and she fell over...it was one gnarly paralyzer.

paralyzer by PoonToon December 3, 2007

Paralyzer 

n. This sex move occurs when the man and woman are in the Missionary position, and the man somehow puts all of his strength and effort and thrusts so hard, the woman practically moans with anger and emotion, and cannot move for quite a while.

Dude, I just gave Becky a paralyzer. She couldn't move for five minutes!

Paralyzer by Fruityr March 19, 2008

Paralyzer 

When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.

Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!

Paralyzer by Jamie & Angelina December 14, 2008