cockmatics 

roughly translates to 'my cock is so small and bent that it can unlock handcuffs'

Cam'ron writes: "I unlock handcuffs, my cockmatics"

cockmatics by Mish July 1, 2004

Cockmatosed 

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma

I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.

Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

cockmatized 

When a person is hypnotized by cock, and is either obsessed with sex or stays with someone longer than they should because of sex.

Girl 1: Why is Jane staying with him? He's such a jerk to her sometimes.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.

cockmatized by Jen H July 19, 2009

Cockmagician

a cockmagician is somebody who takes cocks and makes them magically disappear in holes that cocks aren't meant to disappear in.

2.Somebody who is extremely homosexual.

"Dude i swear that our spanish teacher is the biggest cockmagician that i have ever met"

Cockmagician by AllThatRemains22 June 10, 2009

COCKMATASLE 

A Jerk, Asswhole.
A bad word for someone.

Look at the COCKMATASLE.
You're a COCKMATASLE.

COCKMATASLE by AkTiON_ December 22, 2009

cockmatician 

a male or female in a room of strangers that starts blowing one cock, and over a brief period of time will begin to add, almost magically, to the number of cocks in their face. Subtracting from the number of cocks in face is also acceptable.

The way that Scott got all those dudes to mysteriously put cock in his face was crazy. That guy is a real cockmatician!

cockmatician by Apoo Benji Hill June 24, 2012

CockMantis

Large Cockroach/Praying Mantis hybrid usually found dwelling near fast food restaurants in the early morning.

That CockMantis is HUGE! Lets eat it!

CockMantis by Chris Ivester May 29, 2008