Elber 

big boy chunky

Elber n

Elber by 4848eie9wowkkw November 26, 2019

The Elder Wand 

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The Elder Wand by murribunda December 28, 2021

screen-elder 

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.

Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder

screen-elder by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

elder McKinley 

Usually a gay man in the closet that everyone knows is gay but he doesn't know anyone knows.

yea that guy is totally elder McKinley

elder McKinley by Scott is lit af fam August 2, 2017

John Egbert 

Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.

Karkat: Do the windy thing.
John Egbert: The what?

John Egbert by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011

Elbert 

Is a person who comes into your life and just changes how you think, completely! This person makes sure that you're loved to the point that you'd realized that you deserved to be loved like that. Elbert has the cutest eyes too!

Elbert is the love of my life

Elbert by Coffeeeeeee June 7, 2021

Elder Scrolls 

Best. Game. Series. Ever. Hands down.

The Elder Scrolls is better than Final Fantasy.

Elder Scrolls by 1337 sux October 1, 2006