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Mixed Nuts 

When at least 4 men of different ethnic backgrounds stand in a circle around a decorative holiday themed bowl and simultaneously stick their scrotoms into the aforementioned bowl.
After the guys made some mixed nuts, they all docked.
Mixed Nuts by Scratch n' sniff December 22, 2007

Mixed Nuts 

Peanuts, almonds, cashews, brazils, hazlenuts, pecans, filberts, and or any other member of the nut family.
Peanuts, almonds, cashews, brazils, hazlenuts, pecans, filberts, and or any other member of the nut family
Mixed Nuts by Bob November 29, 2003

mixed nuts 

The people inside of an insane asylum. This is so because you have schizos, retards, crazies, loonies, multividuals, lunatics, and just plain fuckered up sorry-ass mofos.
After intensive phyciatric evaluation, it was determined that Mark needed to be thrown into the can of mixed nuts.
mixed nuts by Rob B. from Canada November 10, 2008

mixed nuts 

A peanut is not actually a nut, it is a legume. Legumes have nitrogen fixers called "nodules" on their roots which convert N2 gas into Nitrate, which is edible for a plant.
A Peanut is a legume
mixed nuts by Sally January 29, 2005

Mixed Nuts 

Mixed Nuts-Where a black man, a white man, a Mexican, and an Asian all cum into a container then mix and feed it to the woman.
Hey Susan have you tried that new practice called mixed nuts?
Mixed Nuts by NyonNubbs December 12, 2019

All Sorts of Mixed Nuts

A phrase used to describe a mentally unsound or flat-out crazy individual.
Steve: "Did you watch the GOP debate last night?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, Michele Bachmann is all sorts of mixed nuts."