Torgerson 

The act of making a fist in one hand, leaving the other hand open, and hitting them together. This mocks the looks and sounds of masterbating. Usually done under solid surface (such as a table or desk) while sitting.

"It was so funny, Billy started doing a torgerson under his desk and everyone in class joined in. The sub got so angry!"

Torgerson by TKnowledge October 2, 2016

Todgersnaffler 

A pubescent teen girl who tends to grab at male genetalia and squeeze, much in the same way that teenage boys often begin to squeeze teen girls bums as they wrestle with their hormones.

Watch out guys here comes the todgersnaffler.

Todgersnaffler by Thunderballs13 February 23, 2010

Clown Turkerson 

Somebody who demonstrates the upmost incompetence at the highest level

Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson

Clown Turkerson by Clown Turkerson July 24, 2020

torkelson 

When a wife milks her husband’s prostate to the point of ejaculation.

Hey Meesh let’s Torkelson tonight!

torkelson by Dizz1e May 12, 2018

Storm Thorgerson 

One of the best album cover designers of all time. Designed almost every one of Pink Floyd's album covers, notably Dark Side of the Moon and Wish You Were Here, among countless covers for other bands like Muse, The Offspring, The Cranberries, and YES, to name a few. Known for his subtle distortion of reality and use of wide open space in his work.

Person A: Pink Floyd's album covers are pretty fucking trippy, who designed them?

Person B: Storm Thorgerson designed almost all of them.

Storm Thorgerson by bdawk20fan July 9, 2010

Dahn Turgenson 

The mystical beast that lies dormant beneath the Sea Of Yeast. Can be resurrected by following the example below.

Jesse James: Dahn Turgenson was my idol until he softened up and got all bitched out by tricks, snitches and fake ass gangstas.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.

Dahn Turgenson by Dahn April 14, 2008

tokerson 

To smoke marijuana. Presumably out of a bong.

"Let's go have a tokerson."

tokerson by Mikessss January 10, 2007