malcolmism
malcolmism by yousayfrickisayheck February 8, 2019
Get the malcolmism mug.
Malcolmitis
N. An unofficial disease contracted by everyone at some point. Symptoms may include drowsiness, aches and pains, and accelerated aging.
See also Malcolmish
See also Malcolmish
Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.
Malcolmitis by Lee3PO September 30, 2005
Related Words
Malcolmish
Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I'm feeling really malcolmish.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I'm feeling really malcolmish.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.
Malcolmish by Lee3PO September 30, 2005
Malcolmsgf
Malcolmsgf by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021
Malcolms Toe
While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.
Malcolms Toe by anonymous March 17, 2023
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026