Guckstick 

A complete wanker of a human being. Pompous, arrogant, douche bag. Not to be confused with 'fuckstick'. A GUCKSTICK is someone you can't contain your annoyance for. Fuckstick just isn't strong enough for this strain of idiocy.

Holy Lucifer's balls, that dude's a GUCKSTICK.

Guckstick by Trouble. July 26, 2016

fuckstick 

An idiot

If Bob wasn't such a fuckstick, we might be able to get this job done.

fuckstick by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Yuckstick 

What a man gets from having intercourse with a girl who has poor feminine hygiene.... causing a foul smelling residual substance on the forementioned mail..

Mark: So whatever happened to you and Rebecca?
Andy: Well one man can only endure so much yuckstick

Yuckstick by Handyandyman March 15, 2010

Fuckstick 

Fuckstick is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It is interchangeable with fuck which can mean just about anything.

Awe fuckstick! Are you fucksticking me?That mother fuckstick fucksticked me in the fuckstick!

Fuckstick by Cori and Laura October 28, 2021

fuckstick 

A huge fucking idiot, a tool, a moron

Hey, dude, stop being a fuckstick, or I will dickslap you

fuckstick by Me June 26, 2004

Fucksticks! 

1. A word used to express total annoyance

2. A word used to describe those who have caused you total annoyance.

3. A group of teenage idiots that hang around shopping centres, swearing, spitting and acting hyper.

1. " My internet connection has gone again! FUCKSTICKS!!"

2. "My energy company sent me an estimated bill for about 5 times more than is humanly possible to consume. Fucksticks!"

3. Tina decided to use the south entrance to the mall, owing to the high concentration of fucksticks spitting and leaping about outside the north entrance.

Fucksticks! by MagickDio April 24, 2010

Fuckstickistan

The physical/geographic origin of people who are fucksticks. If one is from Fuckstickistan, they are a Fuckstick or Fucksticki.

"What's the weather like in Fuckstickistan? (You fuckstick)" "He was so busy figuring out how to get back to Fuckstickistan, I couldn't get his attention to order my beer."

Fuckstickistan by rabiddog January 13, 2006