Definitions by zzapp the witch

homocytis 

When a gay cop gives you a speeding ticket.

Excuse to boss: I would have been to work sooner, except for the homocytis this morning.

homocytis by zzapp the witch May 22, 2006

Anarchopharmacist 

Another name for a drug dealer.

Anarchopharmacist on the corner says he's got some good shit for me.

Anarchopharmacist by zzapp the witch May 22, 2006

drysdale 

noun. A person who does not practice the common courtesy of putting a toilet seat down.

I wish my husband wasn't such a drysdale, I got my butt wet when I sat down in the toilet bowl.

drysdale by zzapp the witch May 3, 2005