Urban Dictionary: Definitions by zzapp the witch

homocytis

When a gay cop gives you a speeding ticket.

Excuse to boss: I would have been to work sooner, except for the homocytis this morning.

Anarchopharmacist on the corner says he's got some good shit for me.

noun. A person who does not practice the common courtesy of putting a toilet seat down.

I wish my husband wasn't such a drysdale, I got my butt wet when I sat down in the toilet bowl.