GLC

Possibly the best white rap group since the Beasties
You fucking knows it, clart!
Examples of their fine lyrics:

"Vanilla Ice made my mother say 'fuck'"

"Guns don't kill people, rappers do, I seen it in a documentary on BBC2"

"When I goes out I dose a rinses run, and when I goes home I touches my mum"

"J-Lo means shit to me, P.Diddy means shit to me, Ja Rule means shit to me. Fuck you, Alicia Keys"

"Walkin' down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed, I'm a robot and buyin' ten fags is my quest"

"It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too!"

"Sound of the police, woop woo woo!"
by zutroy August 30, 2004
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thicket

Should be Dubya's surname
That's not a Bush, it's a thicket!
by zutroy May 17, 2004
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Government

Something which always has too many flaws and is never perfect
What would happen under certain governments;

Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population

Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them

Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
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chorer

townies who steal stuff. Tend to wear bomber jackets. Originated in Mytholmroyd, near Halifax
ere raat dickhaaadd, ya got twenny pee? - typical chorer
by zutroy February 11, 2004
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gun control

Something which is enforced in Britain, and as a result, only 70 people a year are killed each year by guns, compared with America's 12'000.
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there
Switzerland don't have gun control, but they have a low crime rate because they're not constitution-fucking American nutjobs!! In the words of the great Chris Rock; 'You need some bullet control!!'
by zutroy March 02, 2004
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American Dreams

Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite
All of which are American Dreams
by zutroy September 14, 2004
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bothered face

a term used to show one that one does not care what one says to them about themselves or any other information
Emma: I slept with my boyfriend last night
Tom: (points to his face) yes, this is my bothered face!!
by zutroy February 11, 2004
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