zoe's definitions

shevauns

short little hairs that break and stick up all over the head. they can be caused by getting too much calcium

Ugh...I have so many shevauns, I look like i stuck my finger in an electric socket. I wish I had pencil hair.

by Zoe May 4, 2005

bottle boy

I'm sorry i didn't mean to be so nasty it was just so funny! I'll be nicer to u in da future. sike. see ya at school!

Sam sucka Jordans cock

by Zoe May 5, 2005

Granie

Our friend Granie is a bondage obssessed gimp. He longs for a gimpsuit and enjoys talking about playing with himself and sexmonkies. His ginger mullet is growing out of control and will probably soon take over the world.

Granie, ''Get me that sexmonkey in a gimpsuit!''
to the guy out of the Darkness,
''give ya fiver for that cool suit!!''

by Zoe November 26, 2003

MoCo

County where the heads of the public school system suffer from a severe case of storm-phobia.

Bob: Do we have school today?
Suzy: No, there's a 30% of snow.

MoCo Public School Director #1: Wow, look at that weather.
MoCo Public School Director #2: Yeah, today's gonna be a real scorcher.
MoCo Public School Director #1: How about a 2 hour delay?
MoCo Public School Director #2: Fine by me.

by zoe December 6, 2003

nodge

1. penis
2. niiiiiice

1. Dude, Grant fell on me and I accidentally grabbed his nodge.
2. Our team just scored! Nodge!

by Zoe October 5, 2003

april margera

One of the most understanding parents ever (aside from Tom Green's)
She must curse the day they bought Bam Margera his first skate board.

April Margera is a Saint

by Zoe March 8, 2005

nahz

to reject; to deny; to say no to.

-Did he ask her to the dance?
-Yeah, but he got nahz'd.

*The college nahz'd my app.

by Zoe March 20, 2005