count

what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.
that dude is such a count... lol don't you mean cunt? damn autoINcorrect!
by zkpilot April 13, 2011
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late to market

when a product is late arriving to the consumer market or delayed.
They finally decide to add that feature when world+dog already has it!
company ABC was 6 months late to market compared to company 123 so lost market share
by zkpilot November 24, 2011
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world+dog

meaning everyone...
more specifically its a technology term used online to refer to products available for both geeks and the general consumer population.
It is often used satirically particularly if the item/product is late to market or been restricted beforehand.
The new service is open to world+dog.
world+dog finally has access.
by zkpilot November 24, 2011
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Cindy's Kindy

The name for lockdown New Zealand with various changing rules made by the Prime Minister Jacinda “Cindy” Ardern with Kindy being short for Kindergarten (daycare).
Looking forward to going to the pub if we ever get out of Cindy's Kindy and back to normality.
by zkpilot November 23, 2021
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Heafrow

a play on the Cockney English Accent way of saying Heathrow (as in London Heathrow Airport).
Welcome to Heafrow Airport.
by zkpilot November 20, 2010
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Bed Diving

The act of having a photograph taken whilst aparently levitating above a bed.
John's profile pic has him doing some awesome Bed Diving.
by zkpilot December 13, 2009
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Swampwater

Colloquial nickname for Waikato Draught beer.
Chuck is a can of Swampwater
by zkpilot March 27, 2020
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