Penguining

The act of sliding on your belly like a penguin does.

No penguining allowed at water parks.

by zimmygirl777 June 12, 2023

Fandertastic

How it feels to see Thomas Sanders.

Fander 1: Oh my Glob! It’s Thomas Sanders!
Fander 2: That’s Fandertastic!

by zimmygirl777 September 15, 2023

That’s not a fart!

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.

I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Monthly blood

Period, menstruation, dyeing your panties red, crimson splash, Aunt Flo, the dreaded red drip, the curse, monthly gift, bloody waterfall, bleeding week.

Don't talk to me. I'm having monthly blood.

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Blessed with a chest

Naturally gifted with beautifully endowed breasts.

I’m just blessed with a chest. No implants. They’re real.

by zimmygirl777 January 19, 2025

Irish curse

Sensitivity to harsh sunlight, somewhat akin to vampirism.

I can't be out in sunlight. It's the Irish curse.

by zimmygirl777 February 10, 2023

Fresh buns

Used to describe a hot booty.

Check out that guy's fresh buns.

by zimmygirl777 February 24, 2023