zeezer43's definitions

Queef Oppression

Whenever one does not have a fettuccine-sized slit leading to the release of the nefarious queef during intercourse.

"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Chosen Gender Phase

The gender which an individual has willingly chosen and accepted for themselves.

"I think I finally accomplished one of the most important steps of self-discovery. I have finally entered my chosen gender phase."

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Inferior Female Theory

A derivative of Evolutionary Masculinity Theory. This theory posits that independent, strong women submit to men, who they are more or less oppressing, by accepting the male's sexualized submissive world view, at which point these independent, strong women are living in the image of a male's world outlook as referenced by the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory.

"Did you hear about Khara who is cuckolding her unwilling, disabled, veteran husband deployed in an active warzone? She thinks it's so sexually empowering, but little does she know she is actually validating Inferior Female Theory because he has sexualized his position, thus assuming the dominant role from the bottom and she has submitted to her fate."

by zeezer43 July 17, 2021

labiality

When one's labia, both minora and majora, are so grossly oversized it makes intercourse difficult.

"Wow, I don't think I've had my hymen split, it must be due to my labiality"

by zeezer43 July 9, 2021

Evolutionary Masculinity Theory

The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.

The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.

by zeezer43 July 17, 2021

ass to moth

A very delicate and exotic sexual maneuver performed by the societal elite. It involves the insertion of one's phallus into a willing, or unwilling, human anal cavity and the rapid extraction of said phallus, so as to create a gaping hole, moths are then quickly thrown inside of the cavity and the phallus is subsequently reinserted. The moths will then try to escape but will be blocked by the tip of the phallus, thus creating a euphoric sensation for the penetrater.

"I went to this posh, socialite sex party. I didn't know the rich, elite had such insatiable, sexual palates. I participated in an ass to moth circle. I felt like the tip of my dick was going to explode with pleasure."

by zeezer43 July 9, 2021

Accepted Gender Phase

The genders which society will allow you to identify as without any push back.

"The accepted gender phase of today are male, female and transgender."

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021