Someone that is involuntarily celibate due to hearing their mother queef at an early age. This serves as a psychological block from one ever having fulfilling interpersonal relationships with females.
by zeezer43 June 27, 2021
"Much to my chagrin, society has declared me a male. I guess I have now entered the internalized gender phase of my existence."
by zeezer43 June 27, 2021
by zeezer43 June 27, 2021
The unfortunate state of having a micro-penis whereas one's girlfriend prefers to use a cucumber as a dildo.
"Wow I wish I could have sex with my girlfriend, but she has made me into a cuckcumber. I am not envious of all cucumbers"
by zeezer43 June 27, 2021
The unfortunate side effect of being a femboy with a large penis, whereby they are not taken as seriously as other femboys with smaller, more petite penises.
I feel like not as many men want me as femboy due to my larger penis. I pay a hefty penilelity and I wish I could have a penis reduction.
by zeezer43 June 27, 2021
A vaginal slit whose proportions have been deformed away from the ideal fettuccine-sized slit due to too much exposure to heat as a result of vaginal friction (i.e. caused by sexual intercourse).
by zeezer43 July 09, 2021
A pimple inside the urethra, which blocks the normal flow of urine. This may lead to extremely hazardous situations.
I had a great Tinder date and I went back to her place. Right before the dicking-down I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. Little did I know, I had a peemple, so pee flew everywhere in that room, covering the entire room with pee. It was so bad I had to sneak out of the house.
by zeezer43 July 09, 2021