Definitions by zeezer43

slitticcine

A vaginal slit whose proportions have been deformed away from the ideal fettuccine-sized slit due to too much exposure to heat as a result of vaginal friction (i.e. caused by sexual intercourse).

Wow I saw my mom's slit for the first time. She's definitely cooking some slitticcine down there.

slitticcine by zeezer43 July 9, 2021

schrödingender 

A gender affiliation whereby the individual's gender is a superposition of more than one gender and its value can only be determined by direct influence of investigation, thereby collapsing the gender function and thus assuming a momentary realized gender.

Some people think being non-binary is trendy... trying being schrödingender, where your own gender is never known until the moment of observation

schrödingender by zeezer43 July 8, 2021

Supercritical Gender Phase 

The state in which an individual finds themself in a moment or moments during which both the external and internal self and the once thought defunct id come together to make one wholesome person. This is the true moment of equilibrium between the Chosen Gender Phase, Internalized Gender Phase and the Accepted Gender Phase for any one individual.

"I am finally at peace with myself and have reached my supercritical gender phase."

Supercritical Gender Phase by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Accepted Gender Phase 

The genders which society will allow you to identify as without any push back.

"The accepted gender phase of today are male, female and transgender."

Accepted Gender Phase by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Internalized Gender Phase 

The gender which society as assigned to an individual.

"Much to my chagrin, society has declared me a male. I guess I have now entered the internalized gender phase of my existence."

Internalized Gender Phase by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Chosen Gender Phase 

The gender which an individual has willingly chosen and accepted for themselves.

"I think I finally accomplished one of the most important steps of self-discovery. I have finally entered my chosen gender phase."

Chosen Gender Phase by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Queef Oppression 

Whenever one does not have a fettuccine-sized slit leading to the release of the nefarious queef during intercourse.

"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"

Queef Oppression by zeezer43 June 26, 2021