zack's definitions

Blue Berry Creme Pie

When the male chokes the female during oral sex, until her pigment is a blueish color. He then sticks his wiener down her throat, and stops choking, so when she breathes, she gives a new definition to the phrase Choking on cock

Johny gave his mommy a Blue Berry Creme pie

by Zack December 20, 2004

crunch berries

The resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to anus hair and have therefore become dehydrated.

Because of his coarse anal hair, Fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down

by Zack March 26, 2004

CAL

Cyberathelete Amateur League.. where people usually from counter-strike go and compete to see who's the best, full of hackers and full of admins who dont give a shit if you hack... everyone CAL M+ has hackers on their team
consists of these divisions

Cal-O (Open)
Cal-Im (intermediate)
Cal-M (main)
Cal-p
Cal-i (invite)

Dude i just like won playoffs in Cal-p and the finals im goin cal-i lol!!1111111111111111111111111111

by Zack January 1, 2005

Green Day

A horrendiously bad band that is nowhere close to being Punk Rock. Most of their fans fall into to the teenage girl category. If you want real Punk, listen to the Ramones, the Buzzcocks, maybe a bit of Misfits.

12 year old girl: Lyke omfg green day is so cool!!!111!

Person with real music tastes: *loads gun* Die!

by Zack February 16, 2005

veener

a vagina that has a pleasently plump labia

yo molly sims has a wonderful veener

by zack January 15, 2003

Oh James

The act of leaving a gift behind after a night of sex to make up for any lack of contact until the next time you're horny. This gift normally consists of a log of shit on her pillow. When discovered, it will cause the recipient to exclaim, "Oh James..." Just like a Bond movie!

"Wow, you aren't going to call that slut you picked up last night? How are you gonna bang her again when you're desperate?" "No worries, I left an Oh James on her pillow, she'll love me forever."

by Zack February 27, 2004

jelly bean

A term for a person who has a small penis. Derived from the running joke that the person's penis was so small it resembled a jelly bean in size and dimension.

"Zack got upset when his friends called him jelly bean"

by Zack May 13, 2005