zachwolff's definitions

Guatemalan Stinkfish

A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.

Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.

John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!

Dumb Bitch: Really?

John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

anonymity

the state of having one's identity concealed

A: Where did you get that information?

B: I'm afraid I have to protect the anonymity of my informant.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

hypnagogic

trippy and/or confusing, often with geometric visuals, like the kind of dreams you have when you're half awake and half asleep

This weed ain't bad; I'm seeing all kinds of hypnagogic shit.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

marching powder

cocaine

Ahhg, I feel like shit. Too much marching powder last night.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

karass

A group of people linked in a cosmically significant manner, even when superficial linkages are not evident. Created by Kurt Vonnegut.

When I met Thomas, I quickly got the feeling that he was part of my karass.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

pommy

derogatory term for a british person

Man, don't bother going to Byron Bay. The place is overrun by pommmy tourists.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

corporatism

A politico-economic system in which most power is held by large corporations, often mistakenly called capitalism. This is the current governing system of most of the world.

Man, that ain't capitalism. Look at all advantages the big multinationals get. Subsidies and all that shit. They write the laws. What you got is some motherfucking corporatism.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003