zachwolff's definitions

slow

1. not fast
2. euphemism for stupid

1. I hate fuckers that drive slow in the fast lane.
2. Well, Forrest is just a bit slow.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

bang

1. a loud noise, like a door slamming or a gun going off

2. to have sex with

3. an interjection meaning to happen suddenly

4. to collide with abruptly

5. to strike, making a loud noise

1. I heard a loud bang and ran out to the street to check it out.

2. Yeah, I banged her.

3. I was walking down the street with my lady, and bang, this guy ran by and grabbed her purse.

4. I got drunk last night and banged my knee on a firehydrant.

5. Quit banging that fucking drum.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

step into my office

go somewhere private to do drugs with me, especially drugs that are snorted

Uhh, there are a lot of people at this party, maybe we should step into my office.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

idjit

variation of idiot, a stupid person

He locked his keys in his car again? What a fucking idjit.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

quark

The smallest known building blocks of matter. Protons and neutrons are each made of 3 quarks. Quarks are never found alone, only in groups of two or more. An attempt to separate two quarks generates enough energy to create two more.

Quarks, wordgluons, wordelectrons, damn physics is hot!

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

bolivians

cocaine

Yo, did you get any bolivians for this weekend?

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

Greyhound

1. a breed of dog, often raced for sport
2. a highball cocktail made of vodka and grapefruit juice

1. My cousin breeds greyhounds.
2. I usually drink whisky, but I'll have a greyhound now and then.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003