wwoof

acronym for Willing Workers On Organic Farms, an organization that connects workers and farms, the general deal being free room and board in exchange for labor.

After I quit this job I'm going to join wwoof Japan and travel a bit.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

Guatemalan Stinkfish

A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.

Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.

John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!

Dumb Bitch: Really?

John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

bye

1. a term used when parting.
2. a period of time in sports during the regular competition season in which a team does not compete

1. See ya. Bye.
2. Who's KC playing this week? No one, they've got a bye.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

anonymity

the state of having one's identity concealed

A: Where did you get that information?

B: I'm afraid I have to protect the anonymity of my informant.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

squirrel

1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person

1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

horse apples

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

by zachwolff October 17, 2003

Greyhound

1. a breed of dog, often raced for sport
2. a highball cocktail made of vodka and grapefruit juice

1. My cousin breeds greyhounds.
2. I usually drink whisky, but I'll have a greyhound now and then.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003