zachwolff's definitions

electron

One of the basic building blocks of the universe. Electrons are negatively charged and have a miniscule mass.

Are electrons waves or particles? Neither.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

skebby

Perverted or lecherous.

Did you see the way that skebby motherfucker was looking at me on the train?

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

horse

A game played to practice basketball. One player attempts a shot. If the shot is successful, the other player must make the same shot in only one attempt, or gain one letter (HORSE). First one to spell "HORSE" loses.

Mom: What did you do after school today?

Zach: Just played a few games of horse with Ryan.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

horse apples

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

by zachwolff October 17, 2003

Guatemalan Stinkfish

A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.

Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.

John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!

Dumb Bitch: Really?

John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

anonymity

the state of having one's identity concealed

A: Where did you get that information?

B: I'm afraid I have to protect the anonymity of my informant.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

wwoof

acronym for Willing Workers On Organic Farms, an organization that connects workers and farms, the general deal being free room and board in exchange for labor.

After I quit this job I'm going to join wwoof Japan and travel a bit.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003