zachwolff's definitions

slow

1. not fast
2. euphemism for stupid

1. I hate fuckers that drive slow in the fast lane.
2. Well, Forrest is just a bit slow.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

digs

clothes

Check out his new digs.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

horse

A game played to practice basketball. One player attempts a shot. If the shot is successful, the other player must make the same shot in only one attempt, or gain one letter (HORSE). First one to spell "HORSE" loses.

Mom: What did you do after school today?

Zach: Just played a few games of horse with Ryan.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

gluon

One of the basic building blocks of the universe. Gluons are subatomic particles that transmit forces in quantum theory.

I wonder if they'll ever discover the gluon for gravity. . .

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

step into my office

go somewhere private to do drugs with me, especially drugs that are snorted

Uhh, there are a lot of people at this party, maybe we should step into my office.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

bang

1. a loud noise, like a door slamming or a gun going off

2. to have sex with

3. an interjection meaning to happen suddenly

4. to collide with abruptly

5. to strike, making a loud noise

1. I heard a loud bang and ran out to the street to check it out.

2. Yeah, I banged her.

3. I was walking down the street with my lady, and bang, this guy ran by and grabbed her purse.

4. I got drunk last night and banged my knee on a firehydrant.

5. Quit banging that fucking drum.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

Guatemalan Stinkfish

A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.

Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.

John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!

Dumb Bitch: Really?

John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!

by zachwolff October 15, 2003