zachwolff's definitions

greasel

1. vegetable oil used to power a diesel engine, also called SVO
2. a company selling kits to convert a diesel engine to run on vegetable oil, online at www.greasel.com

Remember that greasel is not biodiesel. Greasel is plain ol' veggie oil, but biodiesel is vegetable oil converted to diesel fuel by chemical treatment.

by zachwolff November 11, 2003

wwoof

acronym for Willing Workers On Organic Farms, an organization that connects workers and farms, the general deal being free room and board in exchange for labor.

After I quit this job I'm going to join wwoof Japan and travel a bit.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

kryptonite

1. The only substance that can harm wordSuperman.
2. (metaphorical) Something you have a strong aversion to.

1. Kryptonite is Lex Luther's only defense.
2. No mayonaise please; that shit is kryptonite to me.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

bolivians

cocaine

Yo, did you get any bolivians for this weekend?

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

poetry

A form of literature. There is no sharp distinction between poetry and prose, but poetry is generally thought of as placing more emphasis on sound and rhythm. It is also generally more acceptable to defy conventional rules of grammar in poetry than in prose.

Poems can be written in many standard forms such as iambic pentameter or haiku. Poems can also be written without adhering to any standard form. This is called free verse.

Good hip-hop is some of the livest poetry around today.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

quark

The smallest known building blocks of matter. Protons and neutrons are each made of 3 quarks. Quarks are never found alone, only in groups of two or more. An attempt to separate two quarks generates enough energy to create two more.

Quarks, wordgluons, wordelectrons, damn physics is hot!

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

Guatemalan Stinkfish

A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.

Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.

John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!

Dumb Bitch: Really?

John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!

by zachwolff October 15, 2003