Definitions by zachwolff

horse apples 

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

horse apples by zachwolff October 17, 2003

squirrel 

1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person

1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.

squirrel by zachwolff October 16, 2003

Greyhound 

1. a breed of dog, often raced for sport
2. a highball cocktail made of vodka and grapefruit juice

1. My cousin breeds greyhounds.
2. I usually drink whisky, but I'll have a greyhound now and then.

Greyhound by zachwolff October 16, 2003

wwoof 

acronym for Willing Workers On Organic Farms, an organization that connects workers and farms, the general deal being free room and board in exchange for labor.

After I quit this job I'm going to join wwoof Japan and travel a bit.

wwoof by zachwolff October 16, 2003

idjit 

variation of idiot, a stupid person

He locked his keys in his car again? What a fucking idjit.

idjit by zachwolff October 16, 2003

squiggley 

1. very curvy or windy
2. the tilde symbol ~

1. See that squiggly line on the map? That's the road to Kuma.
2. My website is H T T P dot dons dot net dot A U backslash squiggley nevre backslash zach

squiggley by zachwolff October 16, 2003

corporatism 

A politico-economic system in which most power is held by large corporations, often mistakenly called capitalism. This is the current governing system of most of the world.

Man, that ain't capitalism. Look at all advantages the big multinationals get. Subsidies and all that shit. They write the laws. What you got is some motherfucking corporatism.

corporatism by zachwolff October 16, 2003