zachwolff's definitions

squiggley

1. very curvy or windy
2. the tilde symbol ~

1. See that squiggly line on the map? That's the road to Kuma.
2. My website is H T T P dot dons dot net dot A U backslash squiggley nevre backslash zach

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

bye

1. a term used when parting.
2. a period of time in sports during the regular competition season in which a team does not compete

1. See ya. Bye.
2. Who's KC playing this week? No one, they've got a bye.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

electron

One of the basic building blocks of the universe. Electrons are negatively charged and have a miniscule mass.

Are electrons waves or particles? Neither.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

36-24-36

1. 36 inch bust, 24 inch waist, 36 inch hips. More generally, big tits, skinny waist, big hips.

1. What a body, 36-24-36.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

beetle

1. A very diverse family of insects, including lady bugs, june bugs, and many others.
2. A type of car made by Volkswagen, also called a bug.

1. Look at the pincers on that beetle!
2. Brooke used to drive an old Beetle.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

steady

unwavering, unchanging, reliable

Hold it steady!

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

Guatemalan Stinkfish

A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.

Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.

John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!

Dumb Bitch: Really?

John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!

by zachwolff October 15, 2003