zachwolff's definitions

steady

unwavering, unchanging, reliable

Hold it steady!

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

bye

1. a term used when parting.
2. a period of time in sports during the regular competition season in which a team does not compete

1. See ya. Bye.
2. Who's KC playing this week? No one, they've got a bye.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

electron

One of the basic building blocks of the universe. Electrons are negatively charged and have a miniscule mass.

Are electrons waves or particles? Neither.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

Mass

1. the amount of matter something consists of
2. relating to the masses, that is, of large numbers of people
3. a Catholic religious ceremony

1. Do you know the mass of an wordelectron?
2. There was a mass demonstration against the war.
3. I've been to Mass twice, and I'm not even Catholic.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

Guatemalan Stinkfish

A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.

Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.

John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!

Dumb Bitch: Really?

John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

horse apples

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

by zachwolff October 17, 2003

anonymity

the state of having one's identity concealed

A: Where did you get that information?

B: I'm afraid I have to protect the anonymity of my informant.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003