132 definitions by zach

joli

a very wet girl who loves it rough.
a joli does not scream, a joli moans.

deeeeaaaammmm that girl is a joli!

by zach October 27, 2004

cork soaker

A derogatory term to call someone instead of "cock sucker."

That cork soaker just hit my car.

by zach September 6, 2004

301337

the highest level of 1337-ness, an even bigger compliment than 31337

omg, he pwnz, d00d he's 301337

by zach February 20, 2005

wack

something that sucks horribly; stupid; fake; talentless

that new jay-z joint is wack as fuck.

by zach November 25, 2002

jizarific

When a girl is soo good looking she is worth jizing on or have intercourse with

DAMN, look at that girl she soo fine, she's jizarific.

by zach February 4, 2005

spliff

A cone shaped joint made by using 2 papers at a 90 degree angle, then rolled diagonally.

Dude, that's a fag spliff

by zach October 10, 2003

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003