UMFRIEND

A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.

"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."

by Zak May 03, 2003

Blamestorming

Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible.

"Oh, great, we lost the Carson deal. Time for some more blamestorming."

by Zak May 03, 2003

JVGR

A user on gamerankings.com with the most insane posting skillz ever. He pwns you in posting

"Whoah, did you see Jay reached 10k in 2 months? He is a wiked poster!"

by Zak July 03, 2004

wrechfuck

The art of someone bending you over and inserting dirty, rusty wrenches in your cornhole.

Also usually goes in the phrase:

"Ripped, Raped, and Wrenchfucked"

CMACD got wrenchfucked by a tech-deq grease monkey when he walked by Gore Motors on Memorial Ave.

by zAk March 09, 2005

Dictionary

A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is most useful.

"Read the Goddamn rest of this dictionary. Why are you still HERE?"

by Zak May 03, 2003

Cracker Goop

The ejaculated semen of a white-caucasion male.

im choking on cracker goop

by Zak March 28, 2003

Charitard

Noun. A "charitard" is a kid who is so obsessed with Pokemon and DragonBall Z and other shitty japanese cartoons that he is retarded.

Dude, Ray is such a charitard. I swear, the kid just watches too much Pokemon, his brain has gone to wack.

by Zak December 25, 2003