self control

Porn on dialup.

Wait for it...

by z July 03, 2004

wojnar

A bigger woman. We're talkin 300+ pounds of raw fat. Usually particularly stinky.

Today on the bus, Wojnar stole my bagged lunch.

by Z July 11, 2006

Swede

n. An annoying foreign roommate of any origin. Named for KL, Swedish foreign exchange student.

"I'd invite you over, but the Swede goes to bed at 9:30!"

by Z September 24, 2004

HAAP

A word made up by S-Dot.

HAAP is not a f*** word!

by Z April 10, 2005

shpooga

n. 1) a tacky word used to avoid further elaboration on a boring subject as it causes the second party major headache while trying to figure out what it means. 2) a meaningless word used in place of another word whose existence or meaning can't be recalled by the user.

1)
boring person: yeah, i just put out a memo to remind everyone to turn in their OPR reports--
intelligent person: well there must be something wrong with my shpooga connection because i didn't receive it.
2)
wife: honey, what did you do with my curling iron?
husband: i thought you gave me shpooga {permission} to use it.

by z May 07, 2005

Sow Cow

When one passes wind into a persons mouth and then recieves the expelled gas through a kiss.

Man I need some mouthwash after that sow cow. I think she had tacos for lunch.

by Z February 23, 2005

über 1337

So totally better than you and then some. The best of everything and everyone. So much better than you, your mom, and your dog. Better than 1337, more than 1337, overly 1337, so 1337 it's painful. The best of all and everything and you and your dog.

Contraction of über (also, though incorrectly, known as uber) and 1337.

That guy is über 1337; no one can beat him!

by Z October 03, 2004