Definitions by z

CTKI 

Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.

Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)

Related term: noob

The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.

CTKI by Z June 15, 2004

fucktard 

See also: Michael Moore

"Michael Moore is a deceptive, lying fucktard."

fucktard by Z May 30, 2004

wiggah 

white kids who want to be, or think they are black
~ wanna + be + a + nigger = wiggah ~

Jake Tiers and Bryan Frazelle

wiggah by Z May 22, 2004

swude 

A long "sweet" with a low drawal, possibly uttered while blazed or wasted.

"Damn that chronic was some swude shit."

swude by Z May 16, 2004

Che 

Che- meaning "far out", "wow, thats neat" in New Zealand Maori

"Che, thats sweet alright"

Che by Z May 12, 2004

bars

A unit of cell phone reception in a given area, on a base scale of four.

Wow, we're in the middle of nowhere, and I've got three bars.

bars by z May 12, 2004

FFPC

FFPC - Fatty Fatty Pork Chop

The fat sloppy secretary at work who pisses everyone off... yea you know the hoe who always fucks up shit steals food and is so slow and lazy you would rather work 4 hours later than ask her to help you out

Motha fucka FFPC ate everyones lunch out of the break room... guess we will be ordering out again...

FFPC by Z May 4, 2004