Free shit is something that you get for free without having to pay for it. Synonymous with just plain "free". Many people, however, get confused and think that some free shit is actually free just because they don't have to directly pay for it.
Example 1
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
by yourmomsboyfriend June 08, 2019
A catcel is an incel that adores everything cats. They can't stop talking about cats, telling people they should own cats, adopt cats, pet cats, feed cats, etc. They'll threadcrap in threads about dogs and litter them with their cat facts and other stupid shit about cats. Truly insufferable individuals.
Catcel: "Did someone mention dogs?? Let me bring up my cat for no reason at all. Cats > anything. Pet cats. Did I mention I loooooove cats??!? OMG Mr. Mittens is fucking adorableeeee!! FUCK DOGS! Cats are the best. Cats Rule! You have a dog?? Why not get a cat instead!!!"
by yourmomsboyfriend December 23, 2019
by Yourmomsboyfriend April 06, 2023
A term to describe a person who exhibits disgusting and/or repulsive characteristics of moral or physical character.. or both.
Can also be used to describe a place/country/setting.. etc.
Can also be used to describe a place/country/setting.. etc.
two friends on vacation in Bangkok:
friend 1: dude, lets go get us some legit foot massage, my feet are hurting from all the walking around
friend 2: nah man, think of how many nasty ass feet these people touch every day. its disgusting.
friend 1: oh, but you're totally ok with having a bar girl suck your dick with no condom on you fucking filth bucket.
friend 2: don't judge me bro
friend 1: dude, lets go get us some legit foot massage, my feet are hurting from all the walking around
friend 2: nah man, think of how many nasty ass feet these people touch every day. its disgusting.
friend 1: oh, but you're totally ok with having a bar girl suck your dick with no condom on you fucking filth bucket.
friend 2: don't judge me bro
by yourmomsboyfriend January 01, 2019
A person, typically male, of legal adult age that doesn't act his age, but is obsessed with Marvel/DC comics and movies. Most likely a virgin or has very little experience with getting laid and women in general. Typically skinnyfat or otherwise out of shape. 50/50 is fat with a beard and constantly talks about how bearded guys rule or some other nonsense. More likely than not has a "gaming station" with Cheeto dust covered keyboard. A frequent patron of the comic con festivals. Ferociously defends fictional female Marvel/DC characters on twitter from "chads". The older this person is, the more of a marvelcel they are (see 30's, 40's). Probably has a sword of some sort in the bedroom.
The suffix -cel comes from the word incel.
Also synonymous with marvelfag.
The suffix -cel comes from the word incel.
Also synonymous with marvelfag.
Two bros walking downtown noticing a line of out of shape, balding males in their 30's into a venue:
Bro 1: "Dude, what the fuck is going on here?"
Bro 2: "A bunch of marvelcels waiting to get an autograph from Scarlett Johansson because she was in some PG flick for kids"
Bro 1: "Sad fucks"
Bro 1: "Dude, what the fuck is going on here?"
Bro 2: "A bunch of marvelcels waiting to get an autograph from Scarlett Johansson because she was in some PG flick for kids"
Bro 1: "Sad fucks"
by yourmomsboyfriend July 23, 2019
A combination of words soy and brainlet, soylet is a person (typically male) that has effeminate traits (see soy boy) coupled with low intelligence. Your typical soylet is more than likely an SJW, antifa supporter, chapocel, nu-male, male feminist, or similar. Physical attributes of a soylet may include spaghetti arms, weighing 130 lbs or less, skinny fat, terrible posture, weak physical condition, and generally not in healthy physical shape due to their bad lifestyle and not because of any disabilities. Mental attributes may include outbursts such as: "As a male, I apologize for my gender", "the Soviet Union was state capitalist", "I'm an asexual demiboy gender queer batkin", "Just because she has a penis doesn't make her a man".
soylet: "Tax the rich 100%!! Can't wait for the revolution to eat the rich!"
doctor: "Your testosterone levels are the lowest I've ever seen in a 35 year old male. Please stop screaming in my office."
doctor: "Your testosterone levels are the lowest I've ever seen in a 35 year old male. Please stop screaming in my office."
by yourmomsboyfriend June 24, 2019
A cracker with a set of dangler testicles/ a very unsanitary nutsack/ a man with a low to no sperm count.
by Yourmomsboyfriend March 22, 2023