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an opposite of a gold digger. at an upscale party most women won't consider you even if you're good looking, unless you have money. most of them tramps are gold diggers. well, a dirt digger actually will fuck you even if you're just an average income guy.
guy1: dude, i was at the W hotel celebrity party last night.. there were some fine ass bitches there dude, i could tell some of them liked me, but i had no chance with them since i dont drive a lambo. so towards the end of the night i got lucky and actually took a girl home without using the roofies!
guy2: found yourself a dirt digger out of the whole crowd after all huh?
guy1: fuck yeah. she even licked my ass!
guy2: found yourself a dirt digger out of the whole crowd after all huh?
guy1: fuck yeah. she even licked my ass!
by yourmomsboyfriend March 7, 2010
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Get the murky balls mug.any gun, really. preferably something with a lot of punch to it, like a mossberg 500 tactical short barreled shotgun, or a .40 cal smitty. a higher caliber gun. however, any gun can be called a nigga repellant to repel niggaz off you in a tight situation.
note: nigga does not mean nigger in this instance, but means a guy, dude.
the terminology originally comes from the movie Jackie Brown, where Ordell tells Jackie that she's so good looking that when she goes into a bar on a saturday night, she will need a nigga repellant to keep motherfuckers off her.. kind of like a bug spray but for horny men.
in this definition however, this means a gun that keeps fools off you when you're in trouble
note: nigga does not mean nigger in this instance, but means a guy, dude.
the terminology originally comes from the movie Jackie Brown, where Ordell tells Jackie that she's so good looking that when she goes into a bar on a saturday night, she will need a nigga repellant to keep motherfuckers off her.. kind of like a bug spray but for horny men.
in this definition however, this means a gun that keeps fools off you when you're in trouble
guy 1: check this mossy 500 i just bought. shit's sick huh?
guy 2: fuck man! if thats not a nigga repellant, i dont know what is. straight up.
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guy 1: if we're going down there im grabbin my nigga repellant with me. im not gettin stuck with a hot one tonight (grabs his 9mm)
guy 2: fuck man! if thats not a nigga repellant, i dont know what is. straight up.
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guy 1: if we're going down there im grabbin my nigga repellant with me. im not gettin stuck with a hot one tonight (grabs his 9mm)
by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010
Get the Nigga Repellant mug.Bro 1: "I asked the waitress down in Tijuana what playlist they were playing at the restaurant on Spotify and she said it was JewTube.. what the fuck is JewTube??"
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
by yourmomsboyfriend July 10, 2019
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1. Scumraderie is the same thing as comraderie, but among scumbags. Sort of like spirit of goodwill.
2. Can also be between comrades, but to the detriment of others.
1. Scumraderie is the same thing as comraderie, but among scumbags. Sort of like spirit of goodwill.
2. Can also be between comrades, but to the detriment of others.
Scumraderie:
Definition 1 example:
We Buy Gold owner 1 (on the phone): "hey buddy, this guy came in and i low balled him so he's coming to your store for another quote. make sure you fuck him over!"
We Buy Gold owner 2 (on the phone with WBG owner 1): "hey thanks boss. i'll throw some money back your way!"
Definition 2 example:
Guy 1: Heather suspected that you had a girlfriend, but I told her that you broke up and I also talked you up, so you're golden for some nice anal tonight, buddy.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah bro, you're a real comrade. I'm gonna talk her into a threesome with both of us!
Definition 1 example:
We Buy Gold owner 1 (on the phone): "hey buddy, this guy came in and i low balled him so he's coming to your store for another quote. make sure you fuck him over!"
We Buy Gold owner 2 (on the phone with WBG owner 1): "hey thanks boss. i'll throw some money back your way!"
Definition 2 example:
Guy 1: Heather suspected that you had a girlfriend, but I told her that you broke up and I also talked you up, so you're golden for some nice anal tonight, buddy.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah bro, you're a real comrade. I'm gonna talk her into a threesome with both of us!
by yourmomsboyfriend February 27, 2013
Get the Scumraderie mug.A term used by retarded ASU frat boys to call each other as a term of respect or endearment. Similar to boss or bro or man.
by yourmomsboyfriend September 4, 2023
Get the Hoss mug.the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!
guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010
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