your mom's definitions

Whore Supervisor

The classy term for Private Tucker's (Red vs. Blue) job as "Pimp."

Doc: What did you put on your taxes as your occupation?
Tucker: Technically, it was "Pimp", but I decided to class it up and put "Whore Supervisor".


Guy 1 (Black): I'm pimpin' all the ladies.. suck it, bitch!
Guy 2 (White): So you're a pimp, huh?
Guy 3 (Also White): No, he's a Whore Supervisor!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, bitch! -Pulls out a 12 gauge and shoots!-

by Your Mom May 13, 2005

tea time

1. When it is time to drink tea.

2. A social hour.

Gangsta: Yo nigga, let's have tea time.

Guy: Alright dude *grabs the tea*

by Your mom November 5, 2003

hotch

ho + bitch = hotch

white girl:what a bitch.
asian girl:she is a whore.
back girl: dat gurl is a HOTCH!

by your mom March 7, 2004

dhermit

Complete asshole who has no opinion of anyone but himself. Compensates for his lack of penis by being an obnoxious dick to everyone.

Damn dude, he's a real dhermit, isn't he.

by your mom March 20, 2003

schmack

Schmack is equal to shit. Such as talking schmack about someone.

"You sure do talk a lot of schmack for being such a dumb ass"

by your mom March 10, 2003

banana cream pie

When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.

i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!

by Your Mom April 10, 2005

hick

somebody(like me)who worships:elvis,dirtbikes,and their cusins

"hey Cletus you know what my dream is???watching elvis rip out on my dirtbike while screwing my sister"

by YOUR MOM July 25, 2003