Definitions by yoshida

DP 

Shorter nickname for double penetration.

Insertion of two penises simultaneously into a slut(whore/floosie/bitch/cum guzzling gutter slut/cum gutter)

It takes two to tango, but three to DP!!!

DP by yoshida May 4, 2004

ass cobbler

One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.

That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.

He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!

ass cobbler by Yoshida May 3, 2004

gay turkey vulture 

A fat bastard that hangs around with an ass cobbler all day eating stinky mashed potato sandwhiches with mustard and moldy bread.

You must be a real ass cobbler to hang around with a gay turkey vulture like Kyle Cotton.

gay turkey vulture by Yoshida May 3, 2004