116 definitions by yorrick hunt

blowflies

flies that lay their eggs in rotting meat

Theo didn't have much of a sex life as he was attractive only to blowflies.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

rub someone's nose in it

to remind someone unkindly of an error or failing

Whenever he won money from a bet with others, he would always rub their noses in it by saying, "Thanks for the donation, suckers." (this being an example of how to rub someone's nose in it)

by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008

hopeless romantic

a person who allows feelings of love to override common sense

Was I being a hopeless romantic when I offered her an extra fifty if she could convince me that she wasn't doing it just for the money?

by yorrick hunt July 11, 2008

race the lizard

when a male uses his hand to jack off

He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.

by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008

egotist

1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm

Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.

by yorrick hunt January 26, 2008

egotist

1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm

Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker

an Australian; a person who is a citizen of Australia

Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.

by yorrick hunt June 10, 2008