yoda's definitions

Ridonculous

When something is so totally unreal or absolutely preposterous, that the word ridiculous does not come to close to explaining it.

Any of the above definitions that claim to have started the word ridonculous in the past 10 years, are in fact ridonculous. The word ridonculous has been around for at least 20 years as I have known it all my life.

by Yoda December 15, 2004

scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

by Yoda September 23, 2003

YodaEatsHotDogs

The description of the conditions Yoda is forced to be in while on the set of Star Wars. Hence "Eating of Hot Dogs" or well, you know what I mean. He is living in horrbile conditions, I must tell the public. When asked about his conditions, Yoda said "Free the maniacal pencils from the communist Triforce! You chauvenist pig! The men are shaving there bums and they don't see what's happening! Don't you see... I can't wait until the rainbow comes."

The conditions in which Yoda lives in are so YodaEatsHotDogs.

by Yoda March 23, 2003

yahwingy

Yngweenie sucks!

Yngweenie's so fat, he sweats gravy!
I'm a better guitarist than Yngweenie!

by Yoda October 11, 2003

Mensan

Noun

What they label a severely, socially inept "genius" to make them feel special.

Man, someone needs to tell that mensan to use deodorant!

Someone needs to teach that mensan some social skills... that way he can find a real chick and stop wacking his peepee to Internet porn!

Hey mensan, guessing on the majority of the questions on your IQ test, and getting them correct, does not make you a genius.

by Yoda September 30, 2003

Borophyll

(v.) The act of being boring while talking about chlorophyll. (extremely hard) Only one known person to do it.

PS- YodaEatsHotDogs
PPSS- Ahh..
PPPSSS- *preaches and praises teh "Reveng of the Nerds"

by Yoda April 7, 2003

fucktard

Noun

1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard"
2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.

The FBI and Microsoft are such a bunch of fucktards, that they cannot figure out that I wrote the blaster worm.

Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers!

by Yoda September 12, 2003